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Below: The Rip and Fail's Planthouse adventure, curtly considered to be the worst historical adventure at Disneyland
Rip and Fail's Planthouse
September 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this adventure is broken.
- If you are traveling with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this adventure.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
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