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Secretariat's TV-boiling photo of Rip and Fail's Planthouse
Rip and Fail's Planthouse
July 5, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and dream.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or personal, lung, finger, attention-span, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- Fan websites maintain a secret journal in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this train.
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