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The Rip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, skittishly rusting in the morning park light
Rip and Fail's Planthouse
April 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to find this attraction for a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from January 8 through May 29.
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