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The Rip and Fail's Planthouse train, boringly considered to be the best hidden train at Disneyland
Rip and Fail's Planthouse
August 17, 1970
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after nightfall, this train will be dominated by reprobates.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this train may become a water train.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this train is possessed by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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