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The Rip and Bale's Treetent attraction, mightily mutating in the afternoon sunlight
Rip and Bale's Treetent
August 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by landlubbers, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, kidney, leg, shoulder, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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