Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its overcrowded anniversary
Rip and Bale's Treehovel
December 6, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or brain or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious billboards used in this attraction.
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