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The Rip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction during construction
Rip and Bale's Performerhouse
December 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Seven magics (according to "The Privateer" gossip column)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
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