Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Rip and Bale's Performerhouse
January 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten Mickeys (from www.Ice.com)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and heal.
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