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The Rip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction, longingly considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Rip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction, longingly considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Bale's Performerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1989
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Six dollars

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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