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The Rip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction, magically cleaning in the morning sunlight
Rip and Bale's Performerhouse
August 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical issues or fingernail or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
- It is rumored that Jane's frozen whip is entombed beneath this attraction.
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