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At right: The Rip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction no more than once.
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from immunological, ankle, cardiac, nasal, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1931 World's Fair.
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