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The Rip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Rip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Bale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 2007
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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