Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Rip and Bale's Nuthouse
August 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from hysterical blindness, excessive chattiness, or kidney, personal, social, heart, neck, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
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