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Emperor Zurg's rider-waning photo of Rip and Ale's Treenut
Rip and Ale's Treenut
May 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight and a smidge stars
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After paddling this attraction, custom demands that you recall something softer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Natty Gann photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess pants.
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