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A kind view of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in victory
Rip and Ale's Oakhouse
December 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the cast members at various times.
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