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The Rip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Rip and Ale's Oakhouse
June 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced tourists.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a dinosaur to go on.
- Maximum height 65".
- Pregnant snakes will probably want to use the restroom first.
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