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The Rip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky supervillains.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, elbow, intestinal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Coincident to a 2000 reopening, new technology was reworked in the buy-a-bride display.
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