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The Rip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Rip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Stinky Pete meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or hip or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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