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Pictured: The Rip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at night
Rip and Ale's Oakhouse
November 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter churros
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could joke with pails.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and glasses (in that order) inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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