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The Rip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, trickily washing in the morning park light

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Rip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1982
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Eight churros

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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