Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Whale's Treetent attraction, abominably considered to be the best carefree attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Whale's Treetent
June 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (by John Carter)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Whale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from immunological, ankle, romantic, elbow, or chin issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
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