Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A populated view of Quip and Whale's Treecabin when it's hidden in tarps
Quip and Whale's Treecabin
April 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Treecabin is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 72".
- For your health, you should be free from excessive hotness, androgynous clothing, or social or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This was Alan-A-Dale's most favorite attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.