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The Quip and Whale's Snailhouse thrill ride, nostalgically tempting in the afternoon sunlight

The Quip and Whale's Snailhouse thrill ride, nostalgically tempting in the afternoon sunlight

Quip and Whale's Snailhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 29, 1969
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired service animals

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Whale's Snailhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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