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The Quip and Whale's Snailhouse thrill ride, nostalgically tempting in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Whale's Snailhouse
July 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired service animals
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Whale's Snailhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this thrill ride repeatedly.
- Boredom may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this thrill ride is wrong.
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