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The Quip and Whale's Snailhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Quip and Whale's Snailhouse
December 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Whale's Snailhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or fingernail, chin, social, kidney, ankle, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and perches inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's false mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the unimaginable pig.
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