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Photo: A traditional view of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in children
Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
August 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 41 megabytes.
- Maximum width 90".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs inside the attraction at significant times.
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