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The Quip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
November 12, 2015
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
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