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Frank's head-pillaging photo of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
January 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 93.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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