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At right: The Quip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
July 28, 2011
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
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