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Pictured: Quip and Whale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Quip and Whale's Oakhouse
February 10, 1987
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
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