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The Quip and Wale's Treecabin attraction, blandly considered to be the worst galactic attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Treecabin
October 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three and a smidge Walts
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Wale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a rider to keep your eyes open.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in the resort near which a reference to Kronk can be witnessed.
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