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Above: Britney Spears' gear-sparkling photo of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
February 24, 1997
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more thrilling.
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