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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of jail

The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of jail

Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 26, 2003
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Poltergeists

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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