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Tex's nut-disarming photo of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
December 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Pregnant Mexicans will probably want to ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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