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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction, October 27, 1961, 4:68 a.m.

The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction, October 27, 1961, 4:68 a.m.

Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1961
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Eight pirates

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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