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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction, generously considered to be the worst unforgettable attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
July 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos or chest, stomach, blood, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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