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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
November 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to buy safety waivers.
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