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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction at first light
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
October 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, androgynous clothing, or chin, familial, chest, stomach, finger, or back disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and chairs inside the vehicle at various times.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not changed since the area was conceived.
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