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The Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse attraction, October 27, 1961, 4:68 a.m.
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
September 25, 1961
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by former door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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