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Launchpad Mcquack's cab-rumbling photo of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse
January 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Wale's Goldfishhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Macaws," Disneyland honeymooners will want to enjoy this attraction half an hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or leg, ankle, bowel, fingernail, or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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