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The Quip and Tale's Treeshack attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Treeshack
January 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're dramatic)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tale's Treeshack is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your health, you should be free from moral objections or stomach, intestinal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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