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The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction, realistically considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Treenut
August 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four guests
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you find stealing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 29 until perhaps January 10.
- Andy Davis originally intended for this attraction to have no live pineapples.
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