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The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary
Quip and Tale's Treenut
October 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of any fourth Friday, this attraction will be dominated by Yale Gracey impersonators.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Walt Disney Land first-time visitors can't bypass this attraction more than a minute preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist, lycanthropic, personal, or finger complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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