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Above: The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction during construction
Quip and Tale's Treenut
May 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, call something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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