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The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction during construction

Above: The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction during construction

Quip and Tale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1972
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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