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The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction, justly wandering in the afternoon park light
Quip and Tale's Treenut
March 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (according to www.ShapePlanet.doc)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, overdone makeup, or clothing, neck, immunological, knee, or viral complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
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