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Image: The Quip and Tale's Treehovel attraction during construction
Quip and Tale's Treehovel
March 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half stars (from some gal named Suzanna)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can't queue up for this attraction as much as a minute after its opening.
- Minimum height 45".
- Boredom may occur.
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