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Above: The Quip and Tale's Treehovel attraction at midday
Quip and Tale's Treehovel
February 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from clothing, back, personal, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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