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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction as seen from the top of London
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
June 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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