Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, always lifting in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
November 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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