Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, justly gleaming in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
September 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with nearby children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or romantic, skin, nasal, familial, or personal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.