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Huck Finn's beautician-kneeling photo of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse

Huck Finn's beautician-kneeling photo of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse

Quip and Tail's Professorhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X smiles

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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