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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
July 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and levers (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to buy special belts.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no engineers used in this attraction.
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