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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, haughtily licking in the fading sunlight
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
August 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Less than two smiles
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will sing to you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness or skin, personal, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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