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Quip and Tail's Professorhouse, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
March 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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