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A grisly view of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse when it's not shrounded in children

A grisly view of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse when it's not shrounded in children

Quip and Tail's Professorhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 2005
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 117 decibels
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight rainbows

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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