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Quip and Tail's Professorhouse, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
November 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can't repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding its opening.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
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