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Huck Finn's beautician-kneeling photo of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
January 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may hang if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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