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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, boringly thawing in the morning sunlight

At right: The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, boringly thawing in the morning sunlight

Quip and Tail's Professorhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1986
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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