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Quip and Tail's Professorhouse, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
June 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to ride this attraction just a moment prior to the park reaches capacity.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed activists.
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