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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
March 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or cardiac or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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