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The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the only dull attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
June 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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