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Below: A real view of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse when it's not inundated in fog
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
January 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to enter.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 34 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or skin or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
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