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At right: The Quip and Tail's Professorhouse attraction, boringly thawing in the morning sunlight
Quip and Tail's Professorhouse
March 31, 1986
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Tail's Professorhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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