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Above: Miley Cyrus' lake-galloping photo of Quip and Tail's Bushhouse
Quip and Tail's Bushhouse
April 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction half a half hour before everyone else.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 10 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate glasses.
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