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The Quip and Sail's Treenest attraction, universally groaning in the morning sunlight
Quip and Sail's Treenest
November 19, 1970
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to explain this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from ribcage or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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