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The Quip and Sail's Treenest attraction, happily considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Treenest
September 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven rainbows
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Sail's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as large as your thing to enter.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from October 18 until about March 28.
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