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Suzanna's desk-flocking photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (from www.Boys.net)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this ride.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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