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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly retiring in the morning sunlight

At right: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly retiring in the morning sunlight

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1961
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: At least five and five sixteenths Mickeys

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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