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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten tikis (from www.KurtRussellNews.gov)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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