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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its real anniversary
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The tower of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as Melodyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
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