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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 2013
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 558 yards
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven pirates (according to some guy named Ludwig Von Drake)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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