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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, viral, attention-span, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from February 18 to April 4.
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