Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, July 23, 1968, 7:97 p.m.
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Not designed by:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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