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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (according to some guy named Ludwig Von Drake)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to wake this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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