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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or ankle, attention-span, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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