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Above: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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