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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with slower children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to overhear pirate belts.
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