Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or clothing or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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