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Above: Cynthia Harriss' chute-cheering photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from March 28 to September 15.
- The reference to topiaries is an obvious anachronism.
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