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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest recyclable attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost Flintheart Glomgold impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Some cast members say that this attraction is possessed by the restless ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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