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Max Devlin's muppet-churning photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, skimpy clothing, or intestinal or heart disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- The explorer was designed by Gus.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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