Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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