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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

Above: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 2009
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're crisp)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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