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Above: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, excessive hotness, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from April 7 until something like August 25.
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