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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might point at people near you.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- The stalagmite was personally approved by Lightning McQueen.
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