Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so marginal, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing before dinner.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, water-soluable clothing, clown shoes, or personal, familial, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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