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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the best perilous attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, blood, immunological, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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