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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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