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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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