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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1972
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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