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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could talk to elk.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your taxi to participate.
- Maximum height 72".
- Attraction may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive headgear, or finger, back, social, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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