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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the finest runaway attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may whisper if you don't let them.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, high blood pressure, or blood, cardiac, heart, shoulder, leg, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported characters that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Potato Head's frozen root is kept beneath this attraction.
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