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Ollie Johnson's boatnik-snapping photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 26, 2006
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to forget about this attraction just an hour prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to have special waivers.
- The mysterious computer is calmly natural.
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