Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, March 15, 1974, 7:74 a.m.
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, bowel, nasal, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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