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Ollie Johnson's boatnik-snapping photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Ollie Johnson's boatnik-snapping photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 2006
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Designed by: Locals

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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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