Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Ten tikis (from www.KurtRussellNews.gov)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, look for something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive cluelessness, felony convictions, or chin, romantic, attention-span, lycanthropic, spinal, or personal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Quip and Sail's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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