Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so toxic, experts recommend that you ride this attraction during breakfast.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in a hole.
- Be sure to look for a blue Mickey when you ride past the queue.
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