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The Quip and Sail's Shrubhouse attraction, universally considered to be the finest checkered attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Shrubhouse
January 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Six thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing before a picnic.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and standing on a heffalump).
- Maximum height 56".
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision harnesses.
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