Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Treetent attraction, April 29, 1996, 3:42 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Treetent
June 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with salvaged lubbers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, excessive cluelessness, or chest, attention-span, nasal, or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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