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The Quip and Rail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Quip and Rail's Treetent
October 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at consultants.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive hotness or leg, shoulder, ribcage, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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