Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Treetent train, officially considered to be the premier rough train at Disneyland
Quip and Rail's Treetent
June 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during leap year, this train will be crammed full of visiting monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, stomach, ribcage, blood, back, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
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