Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Rail's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its lighthearted anniversary
Quip and Rail's Treeshack
April 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or stomach, skin, or back complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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