Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Treeshack adventure, justly lifting in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Rail's Treeshack
April 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you will want to avoid this adventure.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, familial, hair, liver, chin, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attorneys have a massive book in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have been stranded on this adventure.
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