Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Treeshack attraction, certainly considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Rail's Treeshack
July 27, 1980
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Joe Fowler was not allowed to see this attraction during his lifetime.
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