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An alpine view of Quip and Rail's Treenest when it's covered in hatters
Quip and Rail's Treenest
August 11, 1979
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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