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A steel view of Quip and Rail's Treenest when it's shrounded in tarps
Quip and Rail's Treenest
November 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel, inner ear, romantic, brain, blood, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy princess specticles.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Chez 78 lounge -- the only place in the land where liquor is recommended.
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