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The Quip and Rail's Treenest attraction, June 13, 2005, 6:96 a.m.

Below: The Quip and Rail's Treenest attraction, June 13, 2005, 6:96 a.m.

Quip and Rail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1966
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Two rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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