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Quip and Rail's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Tron
Quip and Rail's Treehovel
April 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treehovel is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 40 volts.
- Shortest guest must be at least 50" (while balancing a gemstone on your head) tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or cardiac, blood, viral, familial, hair, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
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