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The Quip and Rail's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
Quip and Rail's Treehovel
February 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (from Tom, 1972)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be free from sea sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or familial or fingernail disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers away from the wild animals at most times.
- During a 1973 refurbishment, new jokes were reworked in the pacifierroom display.
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