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At right: The Quip and Rail's Treecottage attraction during repairs
Quip and Rail's Treecottage
March 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs or hair, chest, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 23 through June 9.
- The comment about deer is a movie reference.
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