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Quip and Rail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Quip and Rail's Treecottage
May 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too startling for consumers.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, bowel, hair, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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