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The Quip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, cheaply crying in the shrouded sunlight

The Quip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, cheaply crying in the shrouded sunlight

Quip and Rail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1983
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're beautiful)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Something like nine jollies

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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