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At right: The Quip and Rail's Treecabin train, merrily weeping in the evening sunlight
Quip and Rail's Treecabin
July 8, 1956
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treecabin is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as a witch to not be scarred for life.
- Boredom may occur.
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