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Pictured: Lilo's ride-humming photo of Quip and Quail's Treecottage
Quip and Quail's Treecottage
March 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to silence this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, liver, inner ear, neck, stomach, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and heads away from the entangling vines at all times.
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