Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Quail's Treecottage attraction at park opening
Quip and Quail's Treecottage
February 23, 1985
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Policies and Notices
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