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Above: The Quip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Treecottage
May 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for plows:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction no more than once.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more demanding.
- You must be at least as tall as an attendee to enter.
- Maximum height 45".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, unstopable hotness, bad haircuts, garish shoes, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- Ursula was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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