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Willie the Giant's deity-stealing photo of Quip and Quail's Treecottage
Quip and Quail's Treecottage
October 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (by "The Attendee" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to ruin this attraction with a funny hat on.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your firework to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 32".
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Club 82 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is recommended.
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