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The Quip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
Quip and Quail's Treecottage
May 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will point at your party.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, finger, skin, leg, hair, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at random.
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