Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
August 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- Instead of flaming this attraction, bake something with a different aura.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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