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Pictured: The Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
November 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- The tub was designed by Elvis.
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