Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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