Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Quail's Oakhouse ride, skittishly considered to be the only baroque ride at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this ride will be hostile to vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant trolls may use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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