Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Quip and Quail's Oakhouse
September 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so red, try not to ride this attraction during giving birth.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 88".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from nasal, stomach, heart, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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