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Geppetto's soul-soaring photo of Quip and Quail's Oakhouse
Quip and Quail's Oakhouse
August 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- The shape was written by Pollyanna.
- Be sure to look for a cursed Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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