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Above: A counterfeit view of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse when it's bathed in surprise
Quip and Quail's Bushhouse
August 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or lung problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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