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The Quip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Quail's Bushhouse
November 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile service animals
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of disgruntled goths.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fingernail, stomach, bowel, or inner ear issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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