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The Quip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Quail's Bushhouse
August 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of sweaty prison inmates.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chest, skin, or personal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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