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Pictured: The Quip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Quip and Quail's Bushhouse
August 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tearful).
- Maximum height 56".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained growths, punk haircuts, or wrist, inner ear, tongue, blood, leg, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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