Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Pale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Quip and Pale's Treenest
January 5, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Pale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or chest, lung, shoulder, skin, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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