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Above: The Quip and Pale's Treenest attraction at dusk
Quip and Pale's Treenest
April 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 57.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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