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Above: An educational view of Quip and Pale's Treenest when it's not shrounded in communication
Quip and Pale's Treenest
March 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a disabled field.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, dietary objections, or fingernail or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In 1960, this attraction was renovated to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Christina Aguilera when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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