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Richard Irvine's instrument-crying photo of Quip and Pale's Treenest
Quip and Pale's Treenest
September 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious detectives used in this attraction.
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