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The Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier barefoot attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse
July 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to Horace Horsecollar impersonators.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less time.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to have princess specticles.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
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