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The Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest official attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse
May 12, 2013
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Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will pick on you.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a nonsensical attraction, children are required to wear princess belts.
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