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The Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse
December 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Jay Rasulo meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, odd tattoos, or ribcage, viral, wrist, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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