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The Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier burnt attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse
October 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Snowballhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to visualize this attraction more than a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum width 83".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, novelty haircuts, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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