Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Nail's Treehole attraction, August 20, 1972, 3:90 p.m.
Quip and Nail's Treehole
April 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Nail's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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