Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A retired view of Quip and Nail's Treehole when it's covered in darkness
Quip and Nail's Treehole
November 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, unzip something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 83".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or clothing or hip issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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