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The Quip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, eerily encircling in the evening sunlight

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Quip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1988
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five wagons

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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