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Image: The Quip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, eerily encircling in the evening sunlight
Quip and Kale's Treeshack
March 16, 1988
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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