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The Quip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, April 12, 1962, 9:99 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Treeshack
March 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're recent)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
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