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A wet view of Quip and Kale's Treehovel when it's covered in form

A wet view of Quip and Kale's Treehovel when it's covered in form

Quip and Kale's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 2003
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Hyperactive drunks

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Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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