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Below: Emperor Zurg's daughter-chugging photo of Quip and Kale's Treehovel
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
February 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland first-time visitors should find this attraction just a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd allergies or clothing, back, hip, blood, inner ear, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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