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The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, July 1, 2013, 4:64 a.m.

Above: The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, July 1, 2013, 4:64 a.m.

Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1969
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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