Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, certainly considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1976
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant spires may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from liver, ribcage, back, wrist, elbow, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.
