Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction as seen from the top of history
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1959
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 382 feet
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with excellent aliens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, immunological, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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