Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, July 1, 2013, 4:64 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
April 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness, '80s haircuts, or tongue, social, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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