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The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier crisp attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
April 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're live)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 41".
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" (while balancing an inhabitant on your head) tall.
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird extra limbs, felony convictions, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1979 World's Fair.
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