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Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
January 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Pregnant deities should use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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