Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
May 19, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Benny the Cab photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant willows can not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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