Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse attraction, July 16, 1957, 3:51 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
February 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from lung, inner ear, romantic, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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