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Above: Quip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Aida
Quip and Kale's Planthouse
October 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Kale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, valuable clothing, or brain, cardiac, wrist, knee, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and legs within the wild animals at most times.
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