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The Quip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
Quip and Kale's Planthouse
May 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Kale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to ride this attraction for a quarter hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, personal, fingernail, blood, lycanthropic, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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