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Quip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Quip and Kale's Planthouse
August 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction at least once.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, excessive hotness, skimpy clothing, overdone makeup, or shoulder or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The comment about gondolas is an obvious anachronism.
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