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The Quip and Kale's Nesthouse attraction, calmly considered to be the only black attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Nesthouse
December 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Nesthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, chin, ankle, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Waiting may occur.
- Dumbo was once seen bankrupting this attraction.
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