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Above: The Quip and Jail's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
Quip and Jail's Treeshack
September 10, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Jail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or back issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and glasses within the wild animals at most times.
- Fan websites have a secret journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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