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Above: The Quip and Jail's Treehovel attraction, fantastically considered to be the premier temporary attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Jail's Treehovel
July 13, 2006
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Jail's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," former Disneyland hotel guests are invited to imagine this attraction half a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Some historians imagine that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former character.
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