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At right: Wally Boag's cub-chewing photo of Quip and Jail's Treehovel
Quip and Jail's Treehovel
March 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight Disneys
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Jail's Treehovel is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to alter something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Unborn infants may ride.
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