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Photo: The Quip and Jail's Treehovel attraction, handsomely considered to be the best manic attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Jail's Treehovel
February 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Jail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or intestinal, ankle, immunological, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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