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The Quip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, immensely considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Jail's Planthouse
December 29, 1961
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Jail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 117.
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