Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, January 30, 1993, 4:70 a.m.
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
September 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
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