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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Quip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 2011
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Rating: X and a fraction pirates

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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