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A kind view of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in children
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
April 1, 1969
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Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- This was one of the least famous "U ticket" attractions.
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