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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary

The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary

Quip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1996
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Targeted at: Smiling children

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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