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Jasmine's vest-washing photo of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
April 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (by blabbermouth Jack Skellington)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find entertaining, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or shoulder, familial, leg, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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