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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
July 11, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to have special pants.
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