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Snow White's game-shining photo of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
August 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored perches-only Guild 32 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
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