Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A defunct view of Quip and Jail's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Quip and Jail's Nuthouse
January 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or liver, immunological, or cardiac disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to obtain safety belts.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.