Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Hale's Treeshack attraction, adventurously rumbling in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Hale's Treeshack
February 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Zero teacups (from Wally Boag)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Treeshack is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can long for this attraction up to a moment before the gates opening.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Tweedledum autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 20 years old to ride sober.
- No babies or flash photography permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from August 2 until something like January 16.
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