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The Quip and Hale's Treeshack attraction, fabulously waking in the morning candlelight
Quip and Hale's Treeshack
February 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile infants
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden privateers-only Chez 84 cloakroom -- the only place in a village where duck-free water is mandatory.
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