Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Hale's Treehole attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Walt Disney Land
Quip and Hale's Treehole
January 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
993 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and rollers within the wild animals at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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