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Above: A crisp view of Quip and Hale's Treehole when it's not bathed in spires
Quip and Hale's Treehole
July 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Hale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to stroke this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains imported effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- The initials printed on the gates is a sly pun.
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