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Britney Spears' arm-falling photo of Quip and Hale's Treehole
Quip and Hale's Treehole
July 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Treehole is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to ride this attraction more than a quarter hour after regular operating hours.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- One of the canoes was fashioned to construct similar to Kronk.
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