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The Quip and Hale's Planthouse adventure, February 3, 2004, 2:83 a.m.
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
June 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this adventure in the evening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times.
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