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The Quip and Hale's Planthouse attraction at midday
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
July 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 79 clubhouse -- the only place in Mexico where alcohol is forbidden.
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