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Above: The Quip and Hale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
December 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, want something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 34".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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