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Above: The Quip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, wantonly demolishing in the fading sunlight
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
September 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent pirate machines.
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