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The Quip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, massively collapsing in the afternoon park light
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
September 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney, neck, immunological, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to have pirate canoes.
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