Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, happily rotating in the evening sunlight
Quip and Hale's Planthouse
July 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 20".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or chest, shoulder, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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