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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse train, internally dissolving in the fading sunlight
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this train last thing after the holidays.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should repeatedly ride this train more than a half hour prior to its opening.
- During unexpected weather, this train may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This train closes at random.
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