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A majestic view of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
March 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you find smiling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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