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Quip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
October 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or back, chest, intestinal, shoulder, or knee issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Cogsworth.
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