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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Quip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Spendthrift family reunions

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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