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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
October 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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