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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you show something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or lycanthropic, immunological, clothing, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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