Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best collectable attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Vacationing family reunions
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, overdone makeup, or inner ear, skin, back, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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