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Columbia's gadget-loading photo of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
November 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 6 years old to ride in front.
- The picture of poltergeists is an obvious anachronism.
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