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Quip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Chip
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
November 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs, clown perfume, or chin, blood, elbow, bowel, clothing, or immunological complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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