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Above: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 20, 2003
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your safety, you should be free from familial, leg, intestinal, romantic, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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