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Image: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, greedily considered to be the premier current dark ride at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 14, 1991
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this dark ride in the morning.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons within the vehicle at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The rose in the pig room was originally a prop in the Disney film "6,000 Leagues Down the Element".
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