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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 7, 2011
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Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," former Disney Land first-time visitors can ride this dark ride less than a half hour before its opening.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
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