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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, greedily considered to be the premier current dark ride at Disneyland

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Quip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 14, 1991
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed by: Serious drunks

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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