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Pictured: Abu's haunt-plotting photo of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Elvis' frozen door is entombed beneath this attraction.
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