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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
131 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 77" (dripping wet).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, spinal, ribcage, romantic, or back problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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