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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment

Photo: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment

Quip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1992
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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