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Photo: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to scorch something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from February 5 through April 29.
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