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The Quip and Gale's Treenest attraction, roundly considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Gale's Treenest
November 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Gale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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