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The Quip and Gale's Treenest attraction, roundly considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Gale's Treenest attraction, roundly considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Gale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1982
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Gale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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