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Quip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite experience of Michael Jackson
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter dollars
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Thomasina photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very dizzy on this experience.
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