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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, March 31, 2012, 11:05 p.m.
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Maximum height 52".
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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