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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 22, 1976
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, stomach, wrist, lung, liver, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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