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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse thrill ride, terminally considered to be the best velvet thrill ride at Disneyland
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 28, 2006
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Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this thrill ride at least once so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, it's recommended that you find something with a different ambiance.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the thrill ride's painted mural, you may image you saw the teal camp.
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