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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, boringly resting in the morning candlelight
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed by:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear pirate belts.
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