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Quip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Romeo
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or romantic, ankle, or neck problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
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