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A smaller view of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fluids

Pictured: A smaller view of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fluids

Quip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 2010
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five stars

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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