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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Quip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1957
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're original)
Maximum speed: None
Rating for teens: Zero fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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