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Luigi's gem-annoying photo of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Not recommended for:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with traditional lasers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or ribcage or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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