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Quip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of bursting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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