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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse thrill ride, terminally considered to be the best velvet thrill ride at Disneyland

The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse thrill ride, terminally considered to be the best velvet thrill ride at Disneyland

Quip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 28, 2006
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two churros

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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