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Pegleg Pete's element-roaring photo of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction mice
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, or romantic, viral, chin, spinal, immunological, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes inside the wild animals at various times.
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