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The Quip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Quip and Gale's Smokehouse
June 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, runny perfume, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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